The forgotten tales of IA.

[Dexter ✓]

Once upon a time, in a magical realm far away, there lived a boy named Dexter. Dexter was an avid player of the popular online game, Lineage 2, and had devoted much of his time to mastering the game's intricate mechanics and challenging raids. He had many friends in the game, one of them being Anisoropos, who was a skilled and respected player.

However, things took a dark turn when the server they played on, Illicit Awakening, was taken over by the followers of an evil player known as Diabolico. Diabolico had imposed strict rules and regulations on the players, and anyone who dared to defy him was banned from the game. Diabolico's only motivation was to cheat and scam players, and gain power through botting and illegal means.

One day, Dexter received a plea for help from a mysterious player known as Princess Spadie. She explained that Diabolico had kidnapped her and was holding her captive in his virtual fortress. She also told him about the legendary Banhammer of Smoke, a powerful weapon that had the power to defeat Diabolico and his minions.  The Banhammer was also said to be created by the ancient god of war, Smoke, who was said to have imbued the hammer with his divine powers. Dexter knew he had to act fast to save her and restore order to the server. He began by gathering a group of like-minded individuals who shared his goal of rescuing Princess Spadie and defeating Diabolico. Among them were his friends, including Anisoropos.

At first, Dexter and his friends thought that Anisoropos was on their side, but as they delved deeper into their investigation, they discovered that Anisoropos had obtained the Banhammer through his trusted accomplice Vorgan, who under the influence of evil dark powers known as Molestation created by fallen god of abuse called Fatality. Anisoropos planned to use his newfly found power to overthrow Diabolico, not to help the players in need, but to gain advantage and ultimately enslave every single adventurer amongst the IA lands. He had betrayed Dexter and his friends, and had betrayed the trust they had placed in him.

Dexter and his clanmates were shocked and saddened by this revelation. They had believed that Anisoropos was their friend, but now they knew that he had turned against them and had been using the Banhammer for his own gain. They knew that they had to retrieve the Banhammer and defeat Anisoropos, driven by a sense of justice and a desire to restore the balance of power to the game and save princess Spadie.

Despite their disappointment, Dexter and his companions set out to retrieve the Banhammer, determined to right the wrongs that Anisoropos had committed. They launched a daring assault on Anisoropos's stronghold, but the battle was fierce and Dexter and his guildmates were losing. Just when all hope seemed lost, two heroic brothers known as NizzE and EmmE appeared with a great power called IKEA. With the power of IKEA, they were able to turn the tide of the battle and defeat Anisoropos.

With Anisoropos defeated, Dexter and his trusted brothers in arms were able to retrieve the legendary Banhammer of Smoke. They used it to strike Diabolico and his followers down, ensuring that they would never be able to cheat and scam players again. They also rescued Princess Spadie, who thanked them for their heroic deeds and praised their courage. The players of Illicit Awakening rejoiced, and Dexter was hailed as a hero. He had not only saved the game but also united the players, restored their sense of community and saved a princess. Dexter and his guildmates had proven that victory can be achieved through honor, friendship, and glory, and not through cheating, scamming, and backstabbing like Diabolico and Anisoropos. They had also shown that even the most powerful and evil entities can be defeated with courage, determination, and the help of friends. 

For some, this story ends, but for others its just the beginning.

The old prohpecy says, that Anisoropos might forge the ultimate weapon of mass desctrution and with his army of trolls led by Vorgan, will come back to restore his reign of chaos.

[NizzE ✓]

I love it!

[Spadie ✓]

Dexter be like Charles Dickens, lol

[Dexter ✓]

Port translation for our BR friends. Sorry its google translator. 

Era uma vez, em um reino mágico distante, vivia um menino chamado Dexter. Dexter era um jogador ávido do popular jogo online Lineage 2, e dedicou muito de seu tempo para dominar a mecânica intrincada do jogo e os ataques desafiadores. Ele tinha muitos amigos no jogo, sendo um deles Anisoropos, que era um jogador habilidoso e respeitado.

No entanto, as coisas ficaram sombrias quando o servidor em que eles jogavam, Illicit Awakening, foi tomado pelos seguidores de um jogador maligno conhecido como Diabolico. Diabolico havia imposto regras e regulamentos estritos aos jogadores, e qualquer um que ousasse desafiá-lo era banido do jogo. A única motivação de Diabolico era trapacear e enganar os jogadores e ganhar poder por meio de botting e meios ilegais.

Um dia, Dexter recebeu um pedido de ajuda de uma misteriosa jogadora conhecida como Princesa Spadie. Ela explicou que Diabolico a havia sequestrado e a mantinha cativa em sua fortaleza virtual. Ela também contou a ele sobre o lendário Banhammer of Smoke, uma arma poderosa que tinha o poder de derrotar Diabolico e seus asseclas. O Banhammer também foi criado pelo antigo deus da guerra, Smoke, que disse ter imbuído o martelo com seus poderes divinos. Dexter sabia que tinha que agir rápido para salvá-la e restaurar a ordem no servidor. Ele começou reunindo um grupo de indivíduos com ideias semelhantes que compartilhavam seu objetivo de resgatar a princesa Spadie e derrotar Diabolico. Entre eles estavam seus amigos, incluindo Anisoropos.

A princípio, Dexter e seus amigos pensaram que Anisoropos estava do lado deles, mas à medida que se aprofundavam em sua investigação, descobriram que Anisoropos havia obtido o Banhammer por meio de seu cúmplice de confiança, Vorgan, que sob a influência de poderes malignos das trevas conhecidos como Molestation criou pelo deus caído do abuso chamado Fatality. Anisoropos planejou usar seu poder recém-descoberto para derrubar Diabolico, não para ajudar os jogadores necessitados, mas para ganhar vantagem e, finalmente, escravizar todos os aventureiros nas terras da IA. Ele traiu Dexter e seus amigos, e traiu a confiança que eles depositaram nele.

Dexter e seus companheiros de clã ficaram chocados e tristes com esta revelação. Eles acreditavam que Anisoropos era amigo deles, mas agora sabiam que ele havia se voltado contra eles e usado o Banhammer para seu próprio ganho. Eles sabiam que tinham que recuperar o Banhammer e derrotar Anisoropos, movidos por um senso de justiça e um desejo de restaurar o equilíbrio de poder no jogo e salvar a princesa Spadie.

Apesar de sua decepção, Dexter e seus companheiros partiram para recuperar o Banhammer, determinados a corrigir os erros que Anisoropos havia cometido. Eles lançaram um ataque ousado à fortaleza de Anisoropos, mas a batalha foi feroz e Dexter e seus companheiros de guilda estavam perdendo. Apenas quando toda a esperança parecia perdida, dois irmãos heróicos conhecidos como NizzE e EmmE apareceram com um grande poder chamado IKEA. Com o poder da IKEA, eles conseguiram virar a maré da batalha e derrotar Anisoropos.

Com Anisoropos derrotado, Dexter e seus irmãos de armas de confiança foram capazes de recuperar o lendário Banhammer of Smoke. Eles o usaram para derrubar Diabolico e seus seguidores, garantindo que eles nunca mais seriam capazes de trapacear e enganar os jogadores. Eles também resgataram a princesa Spadie, que os agradeceu por seus feitos heróicos e elogiou sua coragem. Os jogadores de Illicit Awakening se alegraram e Dexter foi aclamado como um herói. Ele não apenas salvou o jogo, mas também uniu os jogadores, restaurou seu senso de comunidade e salvou uma princesa. Dexter e seus companheiros de guilda provaram que a vitória pode ser alcançada por meio de honra, amizade e glória, e não por trapaça, fraude e traição como Diabolico e Anisoropos. Eles também mostraram que mesmo as entidades mais poderosas e malignas podem ser derrotadas com coragem, determinação e a ajuda de amigos.

Para alguns, esta história termina, mas para outros é apenas o começo.

A velha profecia diz que Anisoropos pode forjar a arma definitiva de destruição em massa e com seu exército de trolls liderados por Vorgan, voltará para restaurar seu reinado de caos.

[lLegOLas ✓]

I will admit that you have the skills to create stories, I am very sad and disappointed that you do not have the same qualities to play something easy called L2. however you only demonstrate how much you love or feel attracted to Brazilians...

[Jeisson/marry ✓]

I think Dexter is in the wrong profession, he should become a fairy tale writer. This is a clear example that he has a very hot imagination. \0/

[Berom ✓]

Or just how easy you guys are impressed. Lmao. Still spadie should ban all of the monkeys.

[Dexter ✓]

In the world of Illicit Awakening, a land filled with adventure and danger, there was a young warrior named Berom. He lived in a small village on the outskirts of the kingdom, and had always dreamed of becoming a powerful and respected member of the community.

Berom had always been an underdog, never quite managing to impress anyone with his skills or abilities. But he was determined to change that, and set out on a journey to prove himself to the world. He started off by training hard, honing his skills and mastering the art of sword fighting. He spent long hours in the forest, practicing his moves and perfecting his technique.

As he grew stronger and more skilled, Berom decided it was time to take his talents to the next level. He joined a group of adventurers on a quest to explore the lands of Illicit Awakening. Berom quickly realized that becoming a powerful and respected adventurer was not going to be easy. The other adventurers were all part of tight-knit group known as The Cool Kids Table, and they seemed to have little interest in making friends with a new member like him. Berom felt lonely and isolated, and he began to lose interest in the quest.

 

But Berom had a secret weapon, an adventurer that he idolized, an adventurer who was the epitome of coolness, epic skills and legendary intellect. This adventurer was known as Heroes. Berom wanted to be like Heroes, he wanted to be cool, have epic skills and be a legend in the land. Berom tried everything he could think of to be like Heroes, from copying his in-game moves to even changing his appearance to look like him. But nothing worked, no matter how hard he tried, no matter how much weight he gained or how much he turned his brain into slimy mush due to heavy smoking of low quality weed Berom could never match the coolness, epic skills and the legendary intellect of Heroes.

 

Despite his best efforts, Berom just couldn't seem to catch a break. He spent countless hours training and studying, but it was all in vain. Berom simply sucked and there was nothing he could do about it. He realized that he could never be like Heroes, and that was okay.

 

Years later, Berom had given up on trying to be like Heroes. He still went on quests, but mostly for his own enjoyment. He had come to accept that he would always be just Berom, a lonely and terrible adventurer in Illicit Awakening. But at least he had a good laugh about it and the memories of trying to be like his idol, Heroes.

 

But Berom's life took a hilarious twist when he received an invitation to journey to the forgotten temple of Judaism located deep in the Jungle region. The temple was said to be guarded by the protector of virginity, ChrisTucker. Berom was intrigued and decided to take on the journey, not knowing what to expect.

 

Upon arriving at the temple, Berom was greeted by ChrisTucker himself and was trained in the ways of the protector of virginity. Berom discovered that he had a natural talent for it and soon became one of the most skilled protectors in the land. He realized that he had found a new purpose in life and was content in the knowledge that he was making a difference in the world.

 

Berom's journey to the forgotten temple of Judaism and the training he received from ChrisTucker had not only changed Berom's life, but also the lives of many others in the land of Illicit Awakening. He had found a new passion and a new way to make a difference, and for that, he was forever grateful.

 

But as he grew older, Berom realized that there was no such thing as a protector of virginity, that all these years he spent protecting something noone ever tried to take from him.

He finally came to his self, the Berom we all know today. A guy who never dissapoints when it comes to be the one whom all despise, and thats okay. Every community has their legends, just sometimes, the legend is a bit too pathetic, yet, we will never forget and always make fun of him.

 

This might seem like a horrible end for the hero of this story, but there is also a lesson to be learnt, just stay quiet dude, jesus christ.

 

P.S. sub to me onlyfans, I post my shrimp dick daily. Dex

[Pashoss ✓]

Atari is coming, we need a doctor for help, asap.

[Berom ✓]

In the world of Illicit Awakening, a land filled with adventure and danger, there was a young warrior named Berom. He lived in a small village on the outskirts of the kingdom, and had always dreamed of becoming a powerful and respected member of the community.

Berom had always been an underdog, never quite managing to impress anyone with his skills or abilities. But he was determined to change that, and set out on a journey to prove himself to the world. He started off by training hard, honing his skills and mastering the art of sword fighting. He spent long hours in the forest, practicing his moves and perfecting his technique.

As he grew stronger and more skilled, Berom decided it was time to take his talents to the next level. He joined a group of adventurers on a quest to explore the lands of Illicit Awakening. Berom quickly realized that becoming a powerful and respected adventurer was not going to be easy. The other adventurers were all part of tight-knit group known as The Cool Kids Table, and they seemed to have little interest in making friends with a new member like him. Berom felt lonely and isolated, and he began to lose interest in the quest.

 

But Berom had a secret weapon, an adventurer that he idolized, an adventurer who was the epitome of coolness, epic skills and legendary intellect. This adventurer was known as Heroes. Berom wanted to be like Heroes, he wanted to be cool, have epic skills and be a legend in the land. Berom tried everything he could think of to be like Heroes, from copying his in-game moves to even changing his appearance to look like him. But nothing worked, no matter how hard he tried, no matter how much weight he gained or how much he turned his brain into slimy mush due to heavy smoking of low quality weed Berom could never match the coolness, epic skills and the legendary intellect of Heroes.

 

Despite his best efforts, Berom just couldn't seem to catch a break. He spent countless hours training and studying, but it was all in vain. Berom simply sucked and there was nothing he could do about it. He realized that he could never be like Heroes, and that was okay.

 

Years later, Berom had given up on trying to be like Heroes. He still went on quests, but mostly for his own enjoyment. He had come to accept that he would always be just Berom, a lonely and terrible adventurer in Illicit Awakening. But at least he had a good laugh about it and the memories of trying to be like his idol, Heroes.

 

But Berom's life took a hilarious twist when he received an invitation to journey to the forgotten temple of Judaism located deep in the Jungle region. The temple was said to be guarded by the protector of virginity, ChrisTucker. Berom was intrigued and decided to take on the journey, not knowing what to expect.

 

Upon arriving at the temple, Berom was greeted by ChrisTucker himself and was trained in the ways of the protector of virginity. Berom discovered that he had a natural talent for it and soon became one of the most skilled protectors in the land. He realized that he had found a new purpose in life and was content in the knowledge that he was making a difference in the world.

 

Berom's journey to the forgotten temple of Judaism and the training he received from ChrisTucker had not only changed Berom's life, but also the lives of many others in the land of Illicit Awakening. He had found a new passion and a new way to make a difference, and for that, he was forever grateful.

 

But as he grew older, Berom realized that there was no such thing as a protector of virginity, that all these years he spent protecting something noone ever tried to take from him.

He finally came to his self, the Berom we all know today. A guy who never dissapoints when it comes to be the one whom all despise, and thats okay. Every community has their legends, just sometimes, the legend is a bit too pathetic, yet, we will never forget and always make fun of him.

 

This might seem like a horrible end for the hero of this story, but there is also a lesson to be learnt, just stay quiet dude, jesus christ.

 

P.S. sub to me onlyfans, I post my shrimp dick daily. Dex

Seems like you mixed smth up there. I'm not uygar.

[Dexter ✓]

Nice quote

[sokolovas ✓]

a proof ia makes people retarded

[Berom ✓]

Nice quote

Thanks